|Ready for a little walk?|
Why am I here? Literally, figuratively, spiritually! Why? Why? Why? What is the purpose, the real meaning of it all, the universe, God(s), angels, demons, the little critters that flit around our feet and the really big ones that can crush us with theirs?
|The love guru|
Cue the promo video of beautiful people who have learned the secrets from their guru of choice and have seemingly become all they can be. We know this because they are tanned, smiling and relaxing in their personal stretch limo on the way to their private jet, which then flies them at super-sonic speed to their tropical, private resort where their private yacht awaits to ferry them out to sea and their appointment with...destiny. Dissolve to Somali pirates tracking said beautiful people in their ostentatious floating city, sacking the vessel, killing everyone aboard and sinking the yacht. The end.
|They have a purpose|
|God's money: gold and silver, not paper.|
|Black Friday indeed!|
|GMO's to help them grow|
The search for our truth has gotta start somewhere so let's dive on into that deep bamboo forest and see what we find on the other side, shall we?
The Bonsai Tree Man is still searching for his purpose